boo, you whore !

Hey kids some of yall are wearing me out. Here are some of the pieces that you "fashion" kids love but I HATE.




At the top of my list are studded and spiked sunglasses. For the record I hate these fucking sunglasses. Yall just look late and tired, Lady gaga doesn't even wear them anymore.



I throw up in my mouth alil every time a person in a spiked blazer or top.




Ladies if you think your cute with fake nails every color of the rainbow. YOUR NOT !!!!




Really!?! There are other ways to look edgy. COME ON PEOPLE !!!


Now that you guys know that these items are horrible stop wearing. You don't look cute, your not giving a look. Yall just look stupid and like your trying to hard, style should be effortless.
Stay tuned

Thankx
The Dealer

Um, what was that ?

Dear Karl,


What the hell happened ?

See you next season.



The Dealer

(I am not going to show the pictures of the Chanel Haute Collection because it was that bad. Go to Style.com to see it for yourself.)

Let's share a lunch

Dear BB,

The boys over here at addicted2glamour love and cherish you Bryanboy. So BB, when you make your way to the states, look us up so we can show you around. Maybe we can meet up in New York City and we can share a lunch at Swifty's and shop on Madison and party at all the clubs and sleep with random guys lmao like another fierce foursome that used to rule NYC. Or maybe we'll just do lunch. Let us know.






WERK!!! that fur you FIERCE BITCH I love it and at 0.55 you are giving me VENUS EXTRAVAGANZA "touch this skin honey"



Love you more,
The Dealer

Dear friend: Beyonce

Dear Sasha,
can I call you sasha


You know I love/hate you right. I love everything about BUT sometimes your looks puzzle me. Sometimes you get the look right like for example below :



I love your relax approach very cute shoe and cropped leather jacket. Love the hat and the frames and your matching with your husband which is super cute, you could have left the scarf in the car but its still a cute look.



Now lets talk about what you wear on stage at the MTV European music awards. So you choose to wear exit 3 of Garth Pugh fall 2008 collection. I say BRAVO for picking a designer not many outside of the industry know about, and for being sooo fashion forward, not many can pull off a Garth garment and look good, and also thank you sooo much not wear anything from the Tina Knowles collection (she needs to be stop). But Sash even though I love you for picking that dress I kinda hate it alil. First I think if you are going to wear such a dramatic garment the hair and makeup should match the look or be so plain that the garment is the focus of the look. I don't think your choice hair and makeup was the right choice and why in the world would you wear such a simple shoe with that look. Sasha you should have pulled out a SHOE for the kids. Now sash I still love you and I love the direction your going in but I think you needs that extra little something to give your looks the "WOW" and "OMG " factor that it is lacking in my opinion.





double kisses
The Dealer

Dear Friend: Tigerlily

I'm on you like white on rice.
Wanna be my new hag ?


xoxo
The Dealer

Dear friend

Dear Rachel Zoe,



I know Anna Wintour hates the air you breathe but I love you and your show and I love how you went to decades boutique and spent thousands on a vintage birkin, a Chanel necklace and a Balmain gown in a matter of minutes. You are my new bff for life. Call me so we can do lunch okay.



love always,
The Dealer